Printed to order. Ethically made. Ready to disrupt brunch.
Why Our Merch Doesnât Suck
100% organic cotton, reinforced stitching, 30lb capacity
Kind of Hippie, Ribbed knit beanie
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$33.00
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Sturdy, ethically made, and just loud enough to get you side-eyed at Whole Foods.
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Navy
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Acid Green
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Printed to order. Ships separately from candles & aromas.
Say goodbye to plasticâand hello to problematically loud opinions in cotton form.
These organic totes are sturdy, roomy, and ready to carry groceries, books, snacks, rage, and receipts.
Whether youâre headed to a protest, the farmers market, or just passive-aggressively strolling past your neighborâs lifted truck, this bag does the heavy lifting and the talking.
- 100% certified organic cotton
- Holds everything from kombucha to collective action
- Reinforced stitching for when the system wonât hold itself up
- Machine washable, obviouslyâbecause weâre not animals
Tote bag size guide:
⢠Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
⢠Dimensions: 16Ⳡà 14 ½Ⳡà 5Ⳡ(40.6 cm à 35.6 cm à 12.7 cm)
⢠Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
⢠1Ⳡ(2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5Ⳡ(62.2 cm) length
This item is made-to-order and ships separately from the rest of your Lunar Landings goodies. Because it's printed just for you, it doesn't qualify for free shippingâeven if your order total is over $75.
But donât worry, we keep shipping rates as low as possible, and youâll see the cost clearly at checkout. The planet wins (less waste), and you still get to set the world on fireâstylistically speaking. đĽ
Processing times vary depending on style & size.
Are you more hood than hippie? đĄď¸
Unleash your inner Zen with ease, even when youâre feeling more hood than hippie. đ Simply throw on our "Kind of Hippie, Kind of Hood" beanie and immerse yourself in chill AF vibes. We promise youâll feel as cool as you look. đ
Our beanie is perfect for the hippie hood-rat in you đ
Whether you're a hippie hood-rat, a Zen-seeking wanderer, or just someone with a sassy side, this beanie is the answer to all your style needs. Our sassy streetwear delivers comfort and style, with a heavy dollop of attitude!
Who knew that the coolest beanie you'll ever own comes with such a perfect design?
You canât go wrong with the ribbed knit beanie! Itâs stylish, warm, and fitting for most clothing styles and head sizes.
⢠50% recycled polyester and 50% acrylic
⢠Double layer knit
⢠Cuffed beanie
⢠8.27Ⳡ(21 cm) in length
⢠Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Kind of Hippie, Ribbed knit beanie
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LOUD MESSAGE
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ETHICALLY MADE
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SUPER COMFY
Why This Merch Exists
We make candles that piss off the right peopleâand now you can wear the message too. This gear is ethically made, soft as hell, and printed to order.
Whether youâre heading to a protest, the post office, or a painfully awkward family dinner, itâs got your back.
Pictured: our âBurn The Oligarchyâ tote
â also available as a tee, tank, and sweater.
Disruptive Design
Your shirt does the talking, so you donât have to. Every piece is made to provoke, amuse, or agitate.
 Values > Volume
No overstock, no trend-chasing. We print with purpose, not pressure.
From the Candle People
Yepâsame weirdos behind your favorite âF*ck Trumpâ scent. This is a whole ecosystem of rage-powered gifting.
 Common Questions About Our Merch
Is this merch ethically made?
Yes! All of our protest gear is made in sweatshop-free facilities and printed by our production partners using socially responsible practices. We care about people as much as the planetâand weâll never cut corners when it comes to labor or materials.
Where is it printed and shipped from?
Our protest merch is printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by our trusted production partners. The blank garments themselves are responsibly sourced from facilities in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.âall vetted for ethical manufacturing standards. Each item is made on demand just for you, which helps reduce waste and overproduction. So yes, it takes a little longer, but itâs better for the planet and the people making your gear.
Why does this ship separately from my candles & aromas?
Our protest merch is made and shipped separately from our nontoxic candles and clean home fragrance line, so shipping is calculated individually at checkout. (We still offer free shipping on orders over $75 on scented itemsâso if you wanna inhale a movement too, weâve got you.)
What makes this different from the stuff on Amazon?
This isnât fast fashionâitâs slow, intentional, and full of purpose.
From the soft, breathable fabrics to the bold, progressive messages, every item is made to help you speak up and show up without sacrificing comfort or ethics.
Do you actually donate to causes, or is that just marketing?
We put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday since 2017, we donate to four nonprofit organizationsâeach one aligned with the causes that matter most to us: racial justice, LGBTQ+ rights, human rights, and environmental action. One for every season, every year.
In previous years we've donated to:
Planned Parenthood
It Gets Better
GLSEN
NAACP
Black Lives Matter
Latinas In Tech
No Kid Hungry
Native Hope
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