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Don't Be A Racist, Unisex t-shirt

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Because equality never goes out of style. Our shirt is for the bold, the burned-out,...
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Burn The Oligarchy, Unisex t-shirt

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Because billionaires shouldn’t run the world—and we’re done pretending they should. Soft enough to nap...
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Power To The People, Unisex t-shirt

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Because when we come together, we’re unstoppable. This shirt is for the rebels, the dreamers,...
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Keep Your Laws Off My Body, Unisex t-shirt

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Because our bodies, our choices. And we’re done asking for permission. This shirt is for...
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I Can't Believe We Still Have To Protest This Shit, Unisex t-shirt

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Honestly? Same. This shirt is for everyone who’s tired, frustrated, and somehow still showing up....
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FDT, Unisex t-shirt

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Three little letters. One loud message. This shirt doesn’t mince words—or snacks. With bold letters...
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FDT, Women's Racerback Tank

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Three little letters. One loud message. This tank top doesn’t mince words—or snacks. With bold...
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Burn The Oligarchy, Women's Racerback Tank

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Because billionaires shouldn’t run the world—and we’re done pretending they should.Soft enough to nap in,...
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FDT, Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

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Three little letters. One loud message. Our cozy sweatshirt doesn’t mince words—or snacks. With bold...
333 Balance that Shit Manifestation Soy Candle

333 Balance that Shit Manifestation Soy Candle

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Bring balance to your life whenever you light your 333 manifestation candle.🌙✨ Our 333 soy...
222 Living My Best Life Manifestation Soy Candle

222 Living My Best Life Manifestation Soy Candle

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Live your best life and embrace your happiness whenever you light your 222 manifestation candle.🌙✨...
Essential Oil Candle: Cedar, Cinnamon, & Clove

Essential Oil Candle: Cedar, Cinnamon, & Clove

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Needing a lil' extra comfort from all the spooky vibes? This anti-inflammatory candle smells like...
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We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.