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Smells Like F*ck 47 & ImPeachment

Smells Like F*ck 47 & ImPeachment

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This isn’t just a soy candle. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...

Fuck Trump & ImPeachment Room & Linen Spray

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This isn’t just a room spray. It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Lavender Sandalwood Soy Candle

Lavender Sandalwood Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Dead Inside, Fallen Leaves Soy Candle

Dead Inside, Fallen Leaves Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a Fall candle. 🍂It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Sandalwood, Roses, & Stoned AF

Smells Like Sandalwood, Roses, & Stoned AF

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This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny...
Georgia Peach Soy Candle

Georgia Peach Soy Candle

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  This isn’t just a soy candle.It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Smells Like Fuck Musk, Taxing The Billionaires, & Tobacco Caramel

Smells Like Fuck Musk, Taxing The Billionaires, & Tobacco Caramel

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Smells Like You Got The Power & Nag Champa

Smells Like You Got The Power & Nag Champa

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Big Witch Energy, Witches' Brew Soy Candle

Big Witch Energy, Witches' Brew Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a Fall candle. 🍂It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener

Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener

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You know what's not cool? Store-bought Car Fresheners that are full of toxins and questionable...
Happy Bitch Spray, Litsea Cubeba Pure Essential Oil Infused

Happy Bitch Spray, Litsea Cubeba Pure Essential Oil Infused

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Spray the grumpy bitch away! Litsea Cubeba essential oil smells like fresh citrus, green grass,...
Grumpy Witch, Clove, Apple, & Cedar Woods Soy Candle

Grumpy Witch, Clove, Apple, & Cedar Woods Soy Candle

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This isn’t just a Fall candle. 🍂It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A...
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Lunar Landings' aromas are a perfect match for your sassy 'scents' of humor.

We started handcrafting candles in 2018 when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch.

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