So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Got Good Morels Candle- Smells like earthy mushrooms, sandalwood, & giving a damn
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scents inspired by the wild... with enough bite to still feel like us
✅ Aromatherapy for activists... because resistance needs rest, too
✅ Earthy, woodsy & mood-boosting aromas for coming back down to earth
Available in 3 sizes for all your scent-sational needs!
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
- great for small spaces, snarky gifting, and traveling
- smell radius (scent throw): 1-3 feet
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- most popular size
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
- perfect for large rooms or open layouts.
- double-wicked to fully infuse your space with this delicious scent
- smell radius (scent throw): 6-10 feet
TIPS + TRICKS
Our sassy scents help set the mood in your favorite spaces without overpowering or causing headaches. Perfect for scent-sensitive souls and even those with respiratory issues such as asthma.
For an extra kick, pair our 16oz Large Candles with our popular Room Sprays. Need scent all day? Go for a Reed Diffuser!
Keep your candle game strong:
- Trim wick to 1/4" before lighting.
- No trimming while it's lit - common sense, folks!
- Keep that wick centered and away from the sides.
- Let it melt to the edges to avoid tunneling, ESPECIALLY upon the first burn.
- Once the candle is all burned up, get creative with the jar. It's reusable AF and your call on how you want to repurpose it.
Stay safe:
- No unsupervised burns - kids, pets, drafts? Keep away!
- Max 4-hour burn sessions.
- No curly wicks, please.
- Stop when 1/4" of wax is left and reuse the jar.
- Let it cool before moving.
- Protect your surface, always.
FREE SHIPPING on all orders $75 or more within the USA.
FREE GIFT on all orders $100 or more!
You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 1-2 days of placing your order.
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🍄 Give a Damn
This isn’t just a candle.
It’s an earthy little reminder to have some fucking morals.
Care about people.
Care about the planet.
Care about your neighbors.
Care about what happens to someone even when it doesn’t happen directly to you.
Got Good Morels? was inspired by one of our favorite compliments: apparently making candles like Fuck Trump is proof that we have good morals.
We’ll take it.
Scented with Enoki & Sandalwood. Earthy mushrooms, moss, cedar, and creamy sandalwood. This is one of those scents that are worth scouring the forest floor for.
It smells like damp forest, strange little mushrooms, old trees, and giving a damn.
Handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast with clean ingredients, earthy energy, and a moral compass we have absolutely no intention of shutting up about.
🌲 Light It When:
• You need to come back down to earth
• The world feels too loud and you need a fucking minute
• You need to remember that staying rooted is its own form of resistance
Got Good Morels Candle- Smells like earthy mushrooms, sandalwood, & giving a damn
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FREE SHIPPING $75+
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NON-TOXIC
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HANDCRAFTED
PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
When the World Gets Too Loud, Come Back Down to Earth.
You can’t fix everything right now. But you can light something that smells like the woods and give yourself a fucking minute.
Down to Earth was inspired by forest air, moss, cedar, smoke, mountain trails, and the reminder that there is still so much beauty worth protecting.
Light one. Breathe it in. Step outside when you can.
Then come back a little more grounded... and ready to keep giving a damn. ✊🏼
Common Questions
What ingredients do you use in your soy candles and soy wax melts?
We use 100% soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and 100% cotton wicks... nothing toxic, nothing shady.
Our candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's what that actually means:
• No Phthalates – Our scents are free from these hormone-disrupting chemicals.
• No Paraffin – Soy wax burns cleaner with less soot = better air quality.
• No Lead – Our cotton wicks are metal-free, so they’re safe for you and your pets.
• Non-Toxic – No carcinogens, no sketchy additives—just safe, clean-burning vibes.
• Eco-Friendly – Soy wax is biodegradable and made from renewable soybeans.
• Longer Burn Time – More hours of candle joy vs. typical paraffin candles.
✨ Sass you can trust. Ingredients you can pronounce. And scents that don’t suck.
Are they safe for pets and people with asthma?
Of course you worry about your fur babies and friends with asthma- we do too!
We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:
Dear Fur-parent,
We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious. Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues. Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out! Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot.
Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!
Lots of love,
Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn
How will this candle boost my mood?
Laughter: Our humorous labels are reminders to laugh more, take it easy, and relax. We truly believe laughter is one of the best medicines for the soul!
Release of Endorphins: Laughing triggers the release of endorphins, which are neurotransmitters that act as natural painkillers and mood elevators. Endorphins promote feelings of pleasure and well-being, leading to an overall improvement in mood.
Reduction of Stress Hormones: Laughing decreases the production of stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline. Lower levels of these hormones contribute to a decrease in feelings of stress, anxiety, and tension.
Distraction from Negative Thoughts: Laughing provides a temporary distraction from negative thoughts and worries. Focusing on humor and lightheartedness can shift your attention away from stressors and promote a more positive outlook on life.
Aromatherapy Benefits: Premium fragrance oils can offer aromatherapy benefits depending on the chosen scents. Certain essential oils used in fragrance blends may promote relaxation, stress relief, or mood enhancement, contributing to overall well-being.
WTF are phthalates and what makes them so bad?
Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.
Some studies show links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body.
We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.
What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.
How long does this last?
Our soy candles burn 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin candle.
Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.
Even Burning: Soy wax has a lower melting point than paraffin wax, resulting in a more even and slower burn. This helps to distribute fragrance evenly throughout the room and extends the candle's lifespan. Trim your wick every single burn to make your candle last even longer. 🙌
Our soy wax melts last 30-40% longer than your typical store-bought, paraffin wax melts.
Every 2 moons or 2 snap bar rectangles will give you 12 hours of use. Pro-tip: melts for 4 hour increments for longer scent throw.
When will my order ship?
We usually ship within 1-2 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.
Domestic orders $75+ ship for free.
Will this scent be overpowering or give me a headache like other candles and wax melts?
Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses.
Our scents are bold but balanced; strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.
⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.