So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Wax Melts Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Pumpkin Slut, Pumpkin Pie Soy Wax Melts
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$17.00
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$17.00
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$12.00
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Cuss-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Available in 2 Sassy Sizes:
3oz Snap Bar Melts- includes 2 snap bars
4oz Signature Moon Melts- includes 12 signature moon shaped melts
TIPS:
For best results, melt 2 snap bar rectangles or 2 wax melt moons at a time.
Switch out your melts every 24-72 hours depending scent preference.
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You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 2-4 days of placing your order.
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This isn’t just an autumn wax melt.
It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.
We created this Spooky collection back when the world felt a little too much and dark humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.
You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room & Halloween Decor.
Our soy wax melts are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass aromas that ghost you. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.
Scented like calm, but with an edge — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.
✨ Use It When:
• You’re this close to snapping
• You want your space to smell better than your mood
• You’re out of spoons, but not sass
Pumpkin Slut, Pumpkin Pie Soy Wax Melts
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FREE SHIPPING $75+
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NON-TOXIC
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HANDCRAFTED
Non-toxic & Phthalate-free
Handcrafted
in Oregon
Safe around
kids & pets
Sassy labels
that spark conversation
⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box wax melts hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most wax melts use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap wax melts release petro-carbon soot into your air and lungs. Our clean-wax melts won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our wax melts are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic aromas that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just making your favorite space smell AMAZING while mentally burning it all down.
Common Questions
Common Questions
Of course you worry about your fur babies- we do too!
We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:
Dear Fur-parent,
We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious.
Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues.
Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out!
Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!
Lots of love,
Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn
Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.
Some studies have suggested potential links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body.
We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.
What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.
Reduced Toxin Exposure: Phthalates are chemicals often used in fragrance oils to help the scent last longer. However, they have been linked to various health issues. Opting for phthalate-free fragrance oils reduces exposure to these potentially harmful chemicals.
Cleaner fragrance: Soy wax burns cleaner and produces significantly less soot compared to paraffin wax, which can help maintain indoor air quality. This is particularly beneficial for individuals with respiratory issues or sensitivities.
Longer Lasting: Soy wax melts typically have a longer melting time than paraffin wax melts of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per pouch.
Biodegradable and Renewable: Soy wax is derived from soybeans, making it a renewable resource. Additionally, soy wax is biodegradable, which means it is more environmentally friendly compared to paraffin wax, which is derived from petroleum.
Non-Toxic: Soy wax is non-toxic, meaning it doesn't release harmful carcinogens into the air when burned. This makes soy candles a safer option for indoor use, especially in enclosed spaces.
You won't believe how fast our hubby & wifey team handcrafts your order! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days.
Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.
All domestic orders over $75 ship for free! So go ahead and stock up on our mood-boosting aromas!
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
J
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J
As a basic-witch girlie, I loooove me some classic Pumpkin Spice scented goodness! This scent is *chef's kiss* and really sets the tone for the start of fall. The wax melts are intoxicating, yet not sickening or overwhelming. Coming home to a spicy pumpkin pie scent is a dream come true! Plus living with three dogs and a fisherman, our place can get stinky. The power of Lunar Landings premium scents is ideal for covering the stank while boosting happy vibes! Let fall begin!!!
K
Repeat buyer here. I love your wax melts
K
Great quality and smells so good!
E
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