Bold, non-toxic candles for people who still give a damn. We’re popping up in person for last-minute holiday gifts.
Meet Lunar Landings IRL — This Weekend in Lincoln City
📍 Lincoln City Outlets · Time & Tides Holiday Market
📅 This weekend + next weekend only
If You’ve Ever Screamed at the News… You’re Our People
Lunar Landings makes bold, unapologetic candles and scents for people with a spine.
We believe humor can be protest. Scent can be comfort. And gifts can say exactly what you’re thinking — without you having to explain yourself.
Over 28,000 five-star reviews from rebels, organizers, tired parents, burnt-out activists, and people who refuse to “stay neutral.”
And this weekend, we’re bringing it all to Lincoln City.
Why Shop Lunar Landings In Person?
• Smell everything before you buy
• Grab last-minute gifts without shipping stress
• Limited quantities + crowd favorites
• Real humans, zero algorithm
Scroll to see what’ll be on our table 👇
Where to Find Us
Time & Tides Holiday Market
Lincoln City Outlet Mall
Suite 118 (across from Vans)
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• Sat 12/13 · 10am–8pm
• Sun 12/14 · 10am–6pm
• Sat 12/20 · 10am–8pm
• Sun 12/21 · 10am–6pm
What You'll Find At The Lunar Landings Booth
Build Your Own Car Freshie 5-Pack
Smells Like F*ck The Patriarchy & Blackberry Vanilla
Smells Like Horchata & Abolish ICE Soy Candle
Smells Like Fuck Trump & ImPeachment
Smells like Chill The Fuck Out, Eucalyptus, Mint, & Chill Pills
Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t
Smells Like Peace, Love, & Nag Champa
Smells Like Not Being A Racist & Lavender Sandalwood
Running Out of Time? Same.
If shipping deadlines are stressing you out, we’ve got you.
Come grab something thoughtful, funny, and actually useful — without waiting on USPS.