Which Shirts Are You Wearing To Your Next Protest?

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✅ Printed to order. Ships separately from candles & aromas.

Build Your Protest Bundle
One shirt. One tank. All the rage you can wear.

Mix and match your favorite bold statements from our top 6 best-sellers—because your resistance deserves options. Whether you’re roasting billionaires or calling out bigotry, this bundle lets you pick the two pieces that speak your truth loudest.

Choose from:
🔥 Burn the Oligarchy
✊ Don’t Be a Racist
💥 FDT
🖕 Fuck the Patriarchy
🚫 Fuck Musk
🍊 Fuck Trump

Your closet just got a lot more confrontational—in the best way possible.

Which Shirts Are You Wearing To Your Next Protest?

Which Shirts Are You Wearing To Your Next Protest?

Regular price $67.50
Sale price $67.50 Regular price $75.00
Unit price

Why This Merch Exists

We make candles that piss off the right people—and now you can wear the message too. This gear is ethically made, soft as hell, and printed to order.


Whether you’re heading to a protest, the post office, or a painfully awkward family dinner, it’s got your back.

Pictured: our “Burn The Oligarchy” tee
— also available as a tank, tote, and sweater.

Printed to order. Ethically made. Ready to disrupt brunch.

Why Our Merch Doesn’t Suck

Classic fit, pre-shrunk, feels lived-in from day one.

Disruptive Design

Your shirt does the talking, so you don’t have to. Every piece is made to provoke, amuse, or agitate.

 Values > Volume

No overstock, no trend-chasing. We print with purpose, not pressure.

From the Candle People

Yep—same weirdos behind your favorite “F*ck Trump” scent. This is a whole ecosystem of rage-powered gifting.

 Common Questions About Our Merch

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Where is it printed and shipped from?

Why does this ship separately from my candles & aromas?

What makes this different from the stuff on Amazon?

Do you actually donate to causes, or is that just marketing?

Why Rebels Asked for This Drop

Real comments. Real demand. Real rebels asking, “Can I wear this message, too?"

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