So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Car Fresheners Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Spooky Bitch Car Freshener & Refill, Cedar, Cinnamon, & Clove Essential Oil Infused
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Any funky odors are going to pass on by once you unleash our odor busting car freshies. Make your car smell fresh, clean, and like it can take you to the next peaceful protest in style.
👇 What You're Getting:
• Eco-friendly, reusable car freshener
• Phthalate-free fragrance oil
• Safe for kids, pets, and protest passengers
• Snarky labels + rebel-approved vibes
• 4–6 week scent life (refillable)
Available in freshie refill droppers as well. (Sold separately.)
- each car freshie (mini reed diffuser) is:
- Height: 3inches, Width: 2.5inches
(Car Freshies and Refill Dropper Bottles sold separately)
FREE SHIPPING on all orders $75 or more within the USA.
FREE GIFT on all orders $100 or more!
You won't believe how fast we ship! All orders ship directly to your door within 2-4 days of placing your order.
You're going to love it or 30-Day money-back guarantee!
This isn’t just a car freshie.
It’s a seasonal support system. A woodsy, spiced vent clip for cozy chaos, witchy vibes, and one too many group chats.
We infused this scent with essential oils of cedar, cinnamon, and clove to help you feel grounded, warm, and less likely to curse someone out in traffic.
Whether you're summoning calm on your commute or just embracing your inner fall ghoul, this one's for you.
Handcrafted with clean ingredients and no nasties—safe for kids, pets, and sensitive noses alike.
Long-lasting. Bold. Comforting AF.
✨ Smells Like:
Cedar. Cinnamon. Clove.
Cozy enough to hex a mood. Strong enough to banish bad energy.
🚨 Optional Refill:
Running low? Upgrade with our 1 oz refill bottle and keep your spooky streak going. Just top off the freshie and let the vibes linger.
✨ Clip It When:
• The chaos creeps in
• You want your car to feel like a spell, not a stressor
• You need something grounding that still gives “witch, please” energy
Spooky Bitch Car Freshener & Refill, Cedar, Cinnamon, & Clove Essential Oil Infused
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FREE SHIPPING $75+
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NON-TOXIC
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HANDCRAFTED
Non-toxic & Phthalate-free
Handcrafted
in Oregon
Safe around
kids & pets
Sassy labels
that spark conversation
⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box car fresheners hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS
Most store-bought fresheners use off-gas VOCs like formaldehyde and benzene — linked to headaches, asthma, and long-term health issues. We don’t mess with that mess.
TOXIC CHEMICALS
From petroleum-based solvents to mystery “fragrance” cocktails, mass-produced air fresheners fill your ride with a chemical soup. We use zero nasties, just rebel-approved oils.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
It’s hard out here for rebels who care. Our aromas are daily protest and radical self-care — a reminder that small acts (like refreshing your ride) can still raise hell.
Us Vs Them
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
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Supports Social Justice
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Refillable
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Common Questions
We use an eco-friendly reed diffuser base combined with premium, phthalate-free fragrance oils. Zero nasties, all sass.
Yes! Our car freshies are non-toxic and free from harsh chemicals, so they’re safe to use around pets, kids, and sensitive noses.
Hell yes. We sell refill oils so you can re- fill your freshie and keep the rebellion going without wasting this cute container. You can refill your car freshie over 5 times before needing to replace the vessel. Grab your 1oz refill dropper here!
Yes, we put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday, we donate to organizations that support women’s rights, LGBTQIA+ youth, fight racism, and protect Indigenous communities. This isn’t just a vibe—it’s a value.
Volatile Organic Compounds = the invisible crap in most big-box air fresheners. They can cause headaches, hormone issues, and respiratory drama. Hard pass.
Roughly 4–6 weeks depending on your car’s climate. Pro tip: grab our 1oz refill droppers (sold separately) and refill your car freshie over 5 times. It's just too cute to toss!
We usually ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order hits the road.
Nope. We’re not out here trying to gaslight your sinuses. Our scents are bold but balanced—strong enough to bust funk, never so strong you’ll need to crack a window.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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