So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Room Sprays Suck
Most room & linen sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.
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Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!
Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.
Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.
Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.
We recommend testing first.
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This isn’t just a room spray.
It’s a vibe reset. A reminder. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.
Our room sprays are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.
Smells like kindness, aloe, and agave.
Fresh, green, spa-like, and perfect for resetting your summer space while remaining loudly opposed to racism. (Check the Scent Notes tab above for details.)
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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Room Sprays Suck
Most room & linen sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our room + linen sprays are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just spritzing some aromatherapy while mentally spraying it all away.
Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.