Mini Protest Room Spray

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John


✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

F*ck Trump- imPeachment
Don't Be A Nazi- lavender sandalwood
F*ck The Patriarchy- blackberry vanilla
Burn The Oligarchy- fire roasted marshmallow
Power To The People- Nag Champa
We Will Fight Back- baja cactus blossom
Keep Your Laws Off My Body- roses
Still Protesting This Shit- blueberry cobbler

💨 Mist the RageThis isn’t just a room spray.
It’s a scented boundary. A bold, misted protest for the days when the news breaks again and your coping tools are running low.

We created this collection out of rage, heartbreak, and hope—for everyone who feels like they’re screaming into the void.
You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even while spritzing your way through yet another political meltdown.

Our room + linen sprays are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “neutral” vibes. Just rebellion, relief, and the courage to keep going.

✨ Spray It When:
• The headlines hit too hard
• You want to scream, but misting something feels safer
• You need to remember that rage is fuel—not a flaw

✊ Choose Your Protest

Pick from our best-selling bold scents.

Mini Protest Room Spray

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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

- MZ.MITTENZ

We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

- JOHN

I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

- KAYLA

Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

- MATT

Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

- GIN

So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

Why Big-Box Room Sprays Suck

Most room & linen sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

PHTHALATES

Big-box room sprays hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS

Most store-bought sprays use off-gas VOCs like formaldehyde and benzene — linked to headaches, asthma, and long-term health issues. We don’t mess with that mess.

TOXIC FUMES

From petroleum-based solvents to mystery “fragrance” cocktails, mass-produced room sprays & air fresheners fill your home with a chemical soup. We use zero nasties, just rebel-approved oils.

Tired of Feeling Helpless?

It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our room + linen sprays are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just spritzing some aromatherapy while mentally spraying it all away.

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See Why Rebels Love Us

Real customers. Real rebels. Real talk.

Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.

Customer Reviews

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Janeen Cox
Love them all

I have sensitivities to scents and have reactions to most, but I can do and love. I use them for almost everything!

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Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.