So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Room Sprays Suck
Most room & linen sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Happy Bitch Spray, Litsea Cubeba Pure Essential Oil Infused
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John
✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.
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Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!
Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.
Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.
Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.
We recommend testing first.
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Spray the grumpy bitch away! Litsea Cubeba essential oil smells like fresh citrus, green grass, summer days, and happiness. 🌞
We infused our Aromatherapy Spray with Litsea Cubeba essential oil and zero nasties to make it safe for you. It's so clean you can use it around with pets, children, and people with asthma.
100% pure Litsea Cubeba essential oil helps you feel more energized, uplifted, and helps reduce anxiety and depression.
Let the refreshing, citrus scent put a smile on your face. We promise, your grumpy bitch side won't mind being a HAPPY BITCH. 🌞💁♀️
Happy Bitch Spray, Litsea Cubeba Pure Essential Oil Infused
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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box room sprays hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS
Most store-bought sprays use off-gas VOCs like formaldehyde and benzene — linked to headaches, asthma, and long-term health issues. We don’t mess with that mess.
TOXIC FUMES
From petroleum-based solvents to mystery “fragrance” cocktails, mass-produced room sprays & air fresheners fill your home with a chemical soup. We use zero nasties, just rebel-approved oils.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our room + linen sprays are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just spritzing some aromatherapy while mentally spraying it all away.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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Happy Bitch Spray, Litsea Cubeba Pure Essential Oil Infused
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First of all, THANK YOU to Lunar Landings for including a sample of this in my order! I've been a huge fan of the room sprays lately and this one is fantastic as well. Such an uplifting and bright scent. I spritzed generously throughout the house yesterday. My Boston terrier is quite the tooter and this instantly covers up that odor and restored us to nice happy place. I'll definitely be ordering the bigger size of this..it's the perfect instant refresh and smells incredible ❤️
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