Fuck Musk, Unisex t-shirt

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Soft, ethically made, and just loud enough to get you side-eyed at Whole Foods.

Black Heather
Maroon
Berry
Heather Raspberry
Kelly
Heather Team Purple
Heather Aqua
Toast
✅ Printed to order. Ships separately from candles & aromas.

Turns out launching yourself into space doesn’t make you immune to consequences.

This tee is for the collective power of people who are so over tech bros pretending to save the world. Watching their empires crumble? We’re here for it. Boycotts hit harder than their egos, and we’re investing in better energy—literally and figuratively.

Wear it while supporting clean tech. Wear it while choosing companies that don’t treat people like numbers. Fuck Musk.

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Fuck Musk, Unisex t-shirt

Why This Merch Exists

We make candles that piss off the right people—and now you can wear the message too. This gear is ethically made, soft as hell, and printed to order.


Whether you’re heading to a protest, the post office, or a painfully awkward family dinner, it’s got your back.

Pictured: our “Burn The Oligarchy” tee
— also available as a tank, tote, and sweater.

Printed to order. Ethically made. Ready to disrupt brunch.

Why Our Merch Doesn’t Suck

Classic fit, pre-shrunk, feels lived-in from day one.

Disruptive Design

Your shirt does the talking, so you don’t have to. Every piece is made to provoke, amuse, or agitate.

 Values > Volume

No overstock, no trend-chasing. We print with purpose, not pressure.

From the Candle People

Yep—same weirdos behind your favorite “F*ck Trump” scent. This is a whole ecosystem of rage-powered gifting.

 Common Questions About Our Merch

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Where is it printed and shipped from?

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What makes this different from the stuff on Amazon?

Do you actually donate to causes, or is that just marketing?

Why Rebels Asked for This Drop

Real comments. Real demand. Real rebels asking, “Can I wear this message, too?"

No reviews yet—just rebels hyping us up.

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