Printed to order. Ethically made. Ready to disrupt brunch.
Why Our Merch Doesn’t Suck
Midweight fleece, unisex fit, cozy AF
F*ck Adulting, Unisex Hoodie
Regular price
$75.00
Sale price
$75.00
Regular price
Unit price
Soft, ethically made, and just loud enough to get you side-eyed at Whole Foods.
✅ Printed to order. Ships separately from candles & aromas.
Soft on the inside, savage on the outside.
This is your go-to for cozy rebellion—whether you’re marching in the streets, freezing at the farmers market, or just rage-scrolling from the couch.
It’s got that classic fit you love, with fleece that feels like a hug and a message that slaps like reality.
- 100% cotton face, soft AF
- 65% cotton, 35% polyester
- Midweight fleece that fights back against the cold and the patriarchy
- Side-seamed, double-stitched, built to outlast your enemies
- Blank product sourced responsibly (not from billionaires)
- Made just for you when you order—because fast fashion is for fascists
Unisex Crewneck Sweater Size Guide (in inches)
Fit tip: These run a bit small—size up for a comfier fit or that oversized look.
S
• Body Length: 27"
• Chest Width: 20"
• Sleeve Length: 23.5"
M
• Body Length: 28"
• Chest Width: 21"
• Sleeve Length: 24"
L
• Body Length: 29"
• Chest Width: 23"
• Sleeve Length: 24"
XL
• Body Length: 30"
• Chest Width: 25"
• Sleeve Length: 24"
2XL
• Body Length: 31"
• Chest Width: 26.5"
• Sleeve Length: 24"
3XL
• Body Length: 32"
• Chest Width: 28"
• Sleeve Length: 24"
This item is made-to-order and ships separately from the rest of your Lunar Landings goodies. Because it's printed just for you, it doesn't qualify for free shipping—even if your order total is over $75.
But don’t worry, we keep shipping rates as low as possible, and you’ll see the cost clearly at checkout. The planet wins (less waste), and you still get to set the world on fire—stylistically speaking. 🔥
Processing times vary depending on style & size.
Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design?
You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
F*ck Adulting, Unisex Hoodie
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LOUD MESSAGE
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ETHICALLY MADE
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SUPER COMFY
Why This Merch Exists
We make candles that piss off the right people—and now you can wear the message too. This gear is ethically made, soft as hell, and printed to order.
Whether you’re heading to a protest, the post office, or a painfully awkward family dinner, it’s got your back.
Pictured: our “Burn The Oligarchy” sweater
— also available as a tank, tote, and shirt.
Disruptive Design
Your shirt does the talking, so you don’t have to. Every piece is made to provoke, amuse, or agitate.
Values > Volume
No overstock, no trend-chasing. We print with purpose, not pressure.
From the Candle People
Yep—same weirdos behind your favorite “F*ck Trump” scent. This is a whole ecosystem of rage-powered gifting.
Common Questions About Our Merch
Is this merch ethically made?
Yes! All of our protest gear is made in sweatshop-free facilities and printed by our production partners using socially responsible practices. We care about people as much as the planet—and we’ll never cut corners when it comes to labor or materials.
Where is it printed and shipped from?
Our protest merch is printed and fulfilled in the U.S. by our trusted production partners. The blank garments themselves are responsibly sourced from facilities in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.—all vetted for ethical manufacturing standards. Each item is made on demand just for you, which helps reduce waste and overproduction. So yes, it takes a little longer, but it’s better for the planet and the people making your gear.
Why does this ship separately from my candles & aromas?
Our protest merch is made and shipped separately from our nontoxic candles and clean home fragrance line, so shipping is calculated individually at checkout. (We still offer free shipping on orders over $75 on scented items—so if you wanna inhale a movement too, we’ve got you.)
What makes this different from the stuff on Amazon?
This isn’t fast fashion—it’s slow, intentional, and full of purpose.
From the soft, breathable fabrics to the bold, progressive messages, every item is made to help you speak up and show up without sacrificing comfort or ethics.
Do you actually donate to causes, or is that just marketing?
We put our money where our mouth is. Every Giving Tuesday since 2017, we donate to four nonprofit organizations—each one aligned with the causes that matter most to us: racial justice, LGBTQ+ rights, human rights, and environmental action. One for every season, every year.
In previous years we've donated to:
Planned Parenthood
It Gets Better
GLSEN
NAACP
Black Lives Matter
Latinas In Tech
No Kid Hungry
Native Hope
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