Chill The F*ck Out, Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $33.00
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Soft, ethically made, and just loud enough to get you side-eyed at Whole Foods.

✅ Printed to order. Ships separately from candles & aromas.

Who knew that the coolest shirt you'll ever own comes with such a chill design?

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
Chill The F*ck Out, Unisex t-shirt

Chill The F*ck Out, Unisex t-shirt

Why This Merch Exists

We make candles that piss off the right people—and now you can wear the message too. This gear is ethically made, soft as hell, and printed to order.


Whether you’re heading to a protest, the post office, or a painfully awkward family dinner, it’s got your back.

Pictured: our “Burn The Oligarchy” tee
— also available as a tank, tote, and sweater.

Printed to order. Ethically made. Ready to disrupt brunch.

Why Our Merch Doesn’t Suck

Classic fit, pre-shrunk, feels lived-in from day one.

Disruptive Design

Your shirt does the talking, so you don’t have to. Every piece is made to provoke, amuse, or agitate.

 Values > Volume

No overstock, no trend-chasing. We print with purpose, not pressure.

From the Candle People

Yep—same weirdos behind your favorite “F*ck Trump” scent. This is a whole ecosystem of rage-powered gifting.

 Common Questions About Our Merch

Is this merch ethically made?

Where is it printed and shipped from?

Why does this ship separately from my candles & aromas?

What makes this different from the stuff on Amazon?

Do you actually donate to causes, or is that just marketing?

Why Rebels Asked for This Drop

Real comments. Real demand. Real rebels asking, “Can I wear this message, too?"

No reviews yet—just rebels hyping us up.

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