Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows Room & Linen Spray

Name: Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows Room & Linen Spray
Brand: LunarLandings
Price: 27.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$27.00

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John

✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

This isn’t just a room spray.
It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.

We created this collection back when the world felt a little too much and humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.
You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room.

Our room sprays are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “spa day” energy. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.

Scented like calm, but with an edge — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.

✨ Use It When:
• You’re this close to snapping
• You want your space to smell better than your mood
• You’re out of spoons, but not sass

Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows Room & Linen Spray

$27.00

⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

- MZ.MITTENZ

We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

- JOHN

I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

- KAYLA

Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

- MATT

Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

- GIN

So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

Why Big-Box Room Sprays Suck

Most room & linen sprays are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

PHTHALATES

Big-box room sprays hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

VOLATILE ORGANIC COMPOUNDS

Most store-bought sprays use off-gas VOCs like formaldehyde and benzene — linked to headaches, asthma, and long-term health issues. We don’t mess with that mess.

TOXIC FUMES

From petroleum-based solvents to mystery “fragrance” cocktails, mass-produced room sprays & air fresheners fill your home with a chemical soup. We use zero nasties, just rebel-approved oils.

Tired of Feeling Helpless?

It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our room + linen sprays are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just spritzing some aromatherapy while mentally spraying it all away.