So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.
Why Big-Box Candles Suck
Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.
Build Mom A Relaxing & Big Matriarch Energy Bundle
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✅ Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
✅ Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
✅ Protest-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)
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Choose A Non-Toxic Soy Candle For Mom
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Anti-Nazi Mom Club & Fruity Cereal Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Smells Like Sibling Rivalry & Blackberry Vanilla
9oz Medium / Siblings Candle- Plural
Thanks For Raising Me Woke, Peach, & Magnolia Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Mom's About To Lose Her Shit, Eucalyptus, Mint, and Be Quiet
9oz Medium
Cool Mom, Vanilla, and Roses Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Dear Mom Thanks For Not Being A Conservative Karen, Vanilla, & Roses Soy Candle
9oz Medium
Mama, I will always be your little shit & Peach Soy Candle
9oz Medium
I Love You Mom, Lavender, Sandalwood Soy Candle
9oz Medium
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Choose A Long-lasting Car Freshie
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Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener
Anti-Nazi Mom Club- fruity cereal
Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener
Sorry You Had To Raise My Siblings- blackberry vanilla
Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener
Thanks For Raising Me Woke- peach & magnolia
Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener
Mom's About To Lose Her Shit- eucalyptus mint
Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener
Cool Mom- vanilla & roses
Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener
Dear Mom thanks for not being a conservative Karen- vanilla & roses
Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener
My Child Is A Little Shit- peach cobbler
Mom's New Favorite Car Freshener
My Child Loves Me- lavender sandalwood
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Anti-Nazi Mom Club & Fruity Cereal Room & Linen Spray
Sorry You Had To Raise My Siblings, Blackberry, & Vanilla Room & Linen Spray
Thanks For Raising Me Woke, Peach, & Magnolia Room & Linen Spray
Mom's About To Lose Her Shit, Eucalyptus, & Mint Room & Linen Spray
Cool Mom, Vanilla, & Roses Room & Linen Spray
Dear Mom Thanks For Not Being A Conservative Karen, Vanilla, & Roses Room & Linen Spray
I Love You Mom, Lavender, Sandalwood, & Less Stress Room & Linen Spray
Mama, I Will Always Be Your Little Shit & Peach Cobbler Room & Linen Spray
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Which scents will you choose?
Build your own bundle and get all 3!
🚗 Car Freshie
🕯️Soy Candle
✨ Room Spray
Car Freshie, vent mounted
-Height: 3inches, Width: 2.5inches
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
- great for dressers, countertops, nightstands, and basically all of your favorite spaces
- smell radius (scent throw): 3-6 feet
7.5oz Room & Linen Spray
Each amber glass bottle contains a 7 fl oz blend of body-safe, clean oil-based fragrances and water.
TIPS:
Instantly freshen up a space, linens, pet bedding, or the inside of a closet. One or two spritzes is all you need!
Room & Linen Sprays last the longest when sprayed directly onto fabrics, blankets, pillows, clothing, etc.
Fragrance typically lasts longer when spraying onto fabrics with a thicker weave.
Because our Room & Linen Sprays are water-based, they may not be safe for leather products.
We recommend testing first.
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You know who really needs to get their shit together? BIG-BOX candle factories. Store-bought candles, car fresheners, and room sprays are full of toxic chemicals.
Luckily, we make our aromas to honor your mom's health while bringing her humor and relaxation.
Our non-toxic products are infused with sass and ZERO NASTIES to make them safe for you. Our products are so clean you can use them around pets, children, and people with asthma.
MIX AND MATCH these scents that want you to smash the system! Choose from 8 bold scents and build your own Matriarch Energy Bundle.
Includes a car freshie, soy candle, and room spray in your scent choices for mom.
This limited edition Mother's Day gift box leaves the shop on May 12th.
Build Mom A Relaxing & Big Matriarch Energy Bundle
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⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels
Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!
We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.
I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.
Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!
Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!
PHTHALATES
Big-box candles hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.
PARAFFIN WAX
Most candles use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.
PETRO SOOT
Cheap candles leave black soot all over your walls and lungs. Our clean-burning candles won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.
Tired of Feeling Helpless?
It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our candles are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic flames that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just lighting a candle while mentally burning it all down.
Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.
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Handcrafted by rebels for rebels.Bold scents. Snarky labels. Zero nasties.