Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Wax Melts

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming." -John


Bold, non-toxic scent that says “Fck this”* without saying a word
Aromatherapy for activists—because rage needs relief
Cuss-powered options to match your mood (or your mood swings)

This isn’t just wax in a festive flavor. 🎄
It’s seasonal sabotage—melting stress and masking the scent of your emotional decay.

Perfect for when you want the holiday vibe without the open flame, our wax melts are strong enough to drown out in-law tension, burnt cookies, and existential dread.

Our soy wax melts are infused with bold, clean scents and handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass aromas that ghost you. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.

✨ Use it when:
• You need to disappear into a scent cocoon
• The seasonal blues are thick but so is your wax melt stash
• Lighting a candle feels like too much work (or risk)

    Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Wax Melts

    Tinsel Tits, Sugar Cookies Wax Melts

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    Non-toxic & Phthalate-free

    hand-heart

    Handcrafted

    in Oregon

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    Safe around

    kids & pets

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    Sassy labels

    that spark conversation

    ⭐ Over 28,000 5-Star Reviews From Rebels

    Some may say you lost customers because of said labels! I’m betting you've gained the right kind of customers, though!

    - MZ.MITTENZ

    We recently bought a batch of candles and car fresheners, and love all of them. The labels are good conversation starters for me and my two teenage boys, and we all love the scent... distinct and noticeable, but not overwhelming.

    - JOHN

    I just opened my first order and I’m loving it! I bought the fight back pack, and an extra air freshener. I can’t begin to tell you how much I love it all already! I’ve already texted multiple friends and sent the website link.

    - KAYLA

    Bought my wife a set of your amazing candles, and she absolutely loves them. Thank you for keeping it real!

    - MATT

    Absolutely love this candle! Great peach scent, and it makes me smile every time I read the label!

    - GIN

    So non-toxic, RFK Jr. would throw a fit.

    Why Big-Box Wax Melts Suck

    Most car fresheners are cheap, toxic, and boring. Ours are none of those things.

    PHTHALATES

    Big-box wax melts hide phthalates in “fragrance.” These hormone disruptors can mess with your health and your vibe. We say f*ck that.

    PARAFFIN WAX

    Most wax melts use cheap paraffin wax (yep, it’s a petroleum byproduct) that can release toxins when burned. Gross. We use clean soy wax only.

    PETRO SOOT

    Cheap wax melts release petro-carbon soot into your air and lungs. Our clean-wax melts won’t leave your home (or your lungs) looking grimy.

    Tired of Feeling Helpless?

    It’s hard out here for rebels who give a damn. Our wax melts are daily acts of protest and self-care—non-toxic aromas that remind you: small actions still matter, even if it’s just making your favorite space smell AMAZING while mentally burning it all down.

    See Why Rebels Love Us

    Real customers. Real rebels. Real talk.

    Common Questions

    Common Questions

    Bold bitches agree: our non-toxic aromas are worth it.

    Customer Reviews

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    Alana Morar
    These smell amazing!!

    These smell amazing!!

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    Holly Von
    These are very sweet smelling, but I absol...

    These are very sweet smelling, but I absolutely love them! This will be perfect for the holidays!

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    Jessica Schaefer
    So, there was a mixup with my shipment and...

    So, there was a mixup with my shipment and I never got this scent, but I am giving 5 stars for the customer service of this shop. They were so quick to fix the issue and very kind while doing it.

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