Wondering What You'll Find?
Here are some of our best-selling scents...
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It Smells Like Fruit Loops and Quiet Quitting In Here
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The Ultimate New Car Smell
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Smells like Baja Cactus Blossoms & Not Giving AF
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Raise Your Vibe With This Bad-Ass Aroma Box
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Meet Your Local Artisans
We're Sami and Adam AKA "Sam-Adams" 🍻
We handcraft our soy candles, wax melts, room sprays, car freshies, and more right here in Newport, OR.
We think if we can't make it funny, then it's not worth doing.
If you're looking for a handcrafted gift for your sarcastic friends and family- we gotchu!
Get directions below and come shop in-person or order online for pick-up. 🛍️
Come Visit Us!
Get directions to our store below and review our retail hours.
If you love non-toxic products & getting crafty, then you found the right place...
Ready To Learn How To Make A Non-Toxic Candle?
Come learn how to handcraft your very own soy candle. Choose from 40+ scents and learn step-by-step instructions. Click "view full details" for more info and to book your time.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Can You Order Online and Pick-Up?
Yes you can! Please add the items you would like to your cart and select pick-up at checkout. Your order will be ready to pick-up in 1-2 business days and we'll email you when your order is ready.
How Are Your Candles Non-Toxic?
Our soy candles are sassy and non-toxic AF. Here's how:
Reduced Toxin Exposure: Phthalates are chemicals often used in fragrance oils to help the scent last longer. However, they have been linked to various health issues. Opting for phthalate-free fragrance oils reduces exposure to these potentially harmful chemicals.
Cleaner Burning: Soy wax burns cleaner and produces significantly less soot compared to paraffin wax, which can help maintain indoor air quality. This is particularly beneficial for individuals with respiratory issues or sensitivities.
Longer Burning Time: Soy candles typically have a longer burning time than paraffin candles of the same size, providing more hours of enjoyment per candle.
Biodegradable and Renewable: Soy wax is derived from soybeans, making it a renewable resource. Additionally, soy wax is biodegradable, which means it is more environmentally friendly compared to paraffin wax, which is derived from petroleum.
No Lead in Wicks: We use 100% cotton wicks, which are free from lead and other harmful metals commonly found in traditional candle wicks. Lead exposure can be harmful to both humans and pets, so using lead-free wicks further enhances the safety of soy candles
Non-Toxic: Soy wax is non-toxic, meaning it doesn't release harmful carcinogens into the air when burned. This makes soy candles a safer option for indoor use, especially in enclosed spaces.
WTF are phthalates and what makes them so bad?
Phthalates are commonly used in candles as part of the fragrance oil mixture. They serve as fixatives, helping to bind the fragrance molecules and extend the scent's longevity. However, due to growing concerns about potential health effects associated with phthalate exposure, particularly when candles are burned indoors, we use for phthalate-free fragrance oils.
Some studies have suggested potential links between phthalate exposure and certain health effects, including carcinogenicity.
The concern with phthalates primarily revolves around their potential to disrupt the endocrine system, which regulates hormone production and function in the body.
We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.
What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.
What if I have pets?
Of course you worry about your fur babies- we do too!
We have 1 dog and 4 cats, so we understand how much their health matters. Our fur-babies wrote you a letter explaining how much they appreciate us burning soy candles instead of toxic candles:
Dear Fur-parent,
We're so thankful our humans love us enough to take care of our little lungs, give us constant pets, and keep our home smelling glorious.
Our humans handcraft soy candles that are soot-free and phthalate-free which doesn't trigger our cat brother Jack's respiratory issues.
Whenever they light a candle, it also covers up any toots our big-dog brother Vader lets out!
Our little lungs aren't inflamed by toxic and cheap fragrance chemicals or petro-carbon soot. Our humans even make this room & linen spray that banishes any funky pet odors instantly!
Lots of love,
Vader Dog, Captain Jack, Princess Leia, Helen Kitty, and Office Cat Finn