Who said candles can't be sarcastic?
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Cruelty-Free Soy Wax

Soot-Free Candles

Pet-Safe

Non-Toxic Fragrances

Handcrafted By Our Salty Crew 🕺

Since Fall of 2018, Lunar Landings has been helping people laugh and get their snark on. Both founders, my husband and I, are super silly and we think if we can’t make it fun, then it’s not worth doing. We handcraft our soy candles to be bursting with attitude and sassy aromas. Whether you’re looking for funny and functional home decor, a gift that will have your favorite bitches in stitches, or even a candle that will have your partner running to the bedroom with excitement- Lunar Landings has you covered.

WE GOTCHU!

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

ARE SOY CANDLES REALLY NON-TOXIC?

So, our sassy soy candles are the real deal! They're silly af, all-natural, biodegradable, and don't give you that nasty soot like those basic paraffin candles. Plus, they come in fabulous and long-lasting snarky scents! So light up, breathe easy, and let our soy candles slay the ambiance! 💁‍♀️🕯️

WHAT IF I HAVE PETS?

Hey there, fur-parents! Listen up – soy candles are the bee's knees when it comes to keeping your fur babies safe and sound! No toxic paraffin wax, no funky fumes from lead wicks, just pure soy goodness to set the mood while your pets strut their stuff! 🐾🕯️

HOW DO I REQUEST A CUSTOM CANDLE DESIGN?

We get it- you're awesome and need an equally awesome and custom AF candle. We can put just about any message you can think of on a candle. Simply click this custom candle link

DO WE HAVE FLAMELESS FRAGRANCE OPTIONS?

Heck Yes! Have you tried our fan-favorite wax melts? They're a flameless fragrance option that are super sassy, just like our candles. All you need is a wax warming dish.

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days. Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

All domestic orders over $35 ship for free! So go ahead and get your sassy sniff on.

WHAT DOES PHTHALATE- FREE MEAN?

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.