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Fruit Loops, Non-Toxic Soy Candle

Regular price $14.00 USD
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Description

Be excited to F*ck Adulting every single day!

Just lighting this candle will help you shake off that load you're carrying. There's something about our sugary goodness of sweet orange, cherry, and vanilla that makes you feel lighter and your home smell brighter. Our sassy scents deliver clean- burning and relaxing aromas, with a heavy dollop of attitude!

Scent Notes

Top: Citrus
Middle: Cherry, Orange
Bottom: Vanilla, Sandalwood

Sizing Details

4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)

9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)

16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)

Non-toxic AF

Sassy soy candles that smell really good, and are really Effin' good for you too:

🌙 We source sustainable and non-toxic ingredients
🌙 We give back to our community
🌙 Our sassy scents deliver

Free Gift over $75 🎁

Orders over $75 receive a sassy gift, select your gift at checkout. 🎁 Go ahead and stock up on candles bursting with attitude!

Cruelty-Free Soy Wax

Soot-Free Candles

Pet-Safe

Non-Toxic Fragrances

Candles Crafted With Your Health In Mind

Our snarky scents deliver clean- burning and relaxing aromas, with a heavy dollop of attitude! 💁‍♀️✨

Kiss toxic chemicals goodbye. Soy wax is soot- free and won't harm your lungs or furniture.

Our unique fragrance oils are phthalate free unlike mass produced, big- box candles.

They're even safe for pets! 🐾

Join The Cheeky Candle Club

Are you over getting your shit together?

We are too. That's why we infused this candle with the essence of childhood and no responsibilities. You're going to love curling up with this soy candle that smells just like a giant bowl of Fruit Loops and no worries. Soggy cereal not included.😘

  • SNARKY GIFTS

    Gift giving just got snarkier. Our candles will leave your favorite bitches in stitches and glowing with attitude.

  • SASSY CONVO-STARTERS

    We handcraft our candles with friendship in mind. Our candles are more than just wax and wick – they're conversation starters!

  • LONG-LASTING

    Our candles burn longer than your ex's love. And they smell way better too! Our soy candles last 30-40% longer than paraffin candles.

Product FAQ

WE'VE GOT YOUR SCENT NEEDS COVERED

ARE SOY CANDLES REALLY NON-TOXIC?

So, our sassy soy candles are the real deal! They're silly AF, all-natural, biodegradable, and don't give you that nasty soot like those basic paraffin candles. Plus, they come in fabulous and long-lasting snarky scents! So light up, breathe easy, and let our soy candles slay the ambiance! 💁‍♀️🕯️

WHAT IF I HAVE PETS?

Hey there, fur-parents! Listen up – soy candles are the bee's knees when it comes to keeping your fur babies safe and sound! No toxic stuff, no funky fumes, just pure soy goodness to set the mood while your pets strut their stuff! 🐾🕯️

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days. Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

All domestic orders over $50 ship for free! So go ahead and get your sassy sniff on.

WHAT THE HECK IS A PHTHALATE?

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Customer Reviews

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Aimee DeGrenier
AMAZING CANDLES

These are the best candles I've ever bought!!!! They smell AMAZING..burn evenly...no soot...and I absolutely LOVE the smart ass labels!!!! I've made about 5 more purchases after my initial one...they would also make great gifts!!! HIGHLY RECOMMEND

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K.d.

Awesome

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Customer
Best. Candle. Ever.

Seriously, it smells like a fresh bowl of Froot Loops. Anyone I gift candles to gets one as a required introduction to Lunar Landings...

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Katie Ertman
Smell

Smells great gave it to a co worker for Christmas says she loves it

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M
truly does smell like Fruit Loops!

I love this! definitely nostalgic and delicious smelling!