{"title":"All Soy Candles","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"baja-cactus-blossom-soy-candle-what-the-fucculent-candle","title":"Smells like Baja Cactus Blossoms \u0026 Not Giving AF","description":"\u003cdiv data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\" class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\" class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just a soy candle.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe created this collection back when the world felt \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea little too much\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and humor was all we had left. 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Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ecalm, but with an edge\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-68877f38-7fff-b555-47bc-ba5fe795b69b\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Use It When:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ethis close\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to snapping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You want your space to smell better than your mood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You’re out of spoons, but not sass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LunarLandings","offers":[{"title":"9oz Medium","offer_id":44393023144115,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz Large","offer_id":44393023176883,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz Tiny","offer_id":44393023209651,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2423\/4931\/files\/POWERTOTHEPEOPLEMAINLISTINGPIC.jpg?v=1738630172"},{"product_id":"smells-like-my-body-my-choice-roses","title":"Smells Like My Body, My Choice, \u0026 Roses","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\" data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just a soy candle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It’s a vibe reset. 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Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ecalm, but with an edge\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-4bad3c99-7fff-da7e-a671-c4a0f8390943\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Use It When:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ethis close\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to snapping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You want your space to smell better than your mood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You’re out of spoons, but not sass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LunarLandings","offers":[{"title":"9oz Medium","offer_id":44515219439795,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz Large","offer_id":44515219472563,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz Tiny","offer_id":44515219505331,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2423\/4931\/files\/DontBeTransphobic9ozSoyCandleMainListingPic.jpg?v=1742417005"},{"product_id":"dont-be-homophobic-seaside-plumeria-soy-candle","title":"Don't Be Homophobic \u0026 Seaside Plumeria Soy Candle","description":"\u003cdiv data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\" class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just a soy candle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe created this collection back when the world felt \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea little too much\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “spa day” energy. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ecalm, but with an edge\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-563a63c1-7fff-e907-9b30-c22118fa9e79\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Use It When:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ethis close\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to snapping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You want your space to smell better than your mood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You’re out of spoons, but not sass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\" class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LunarLandings","offers":[{"title":"9oz Medium","offer_id":44515223404723,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz Large","offer_id":44515223437491,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz Tiny","offer_id":44515223470259,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2423\/4931\/files\/DontBeHomophobic9ozSoyCandleMainListingPic.jpg?v=1742417140"},{"product_id":"dont-be-a-conservative-cunt-maga-tears-magnolia-peony-soy-candle","title":"Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, \u0026 Peony Soy Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"215\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌸Bless Your Heart—and Burn It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"215\"\u003eThis isn’t just a candle. It’s a floral-scented boundary. A polite but firm \u003cem data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"301\"\u003eGTFO\u003c\/em\u003e for bigots in pearls and red hats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"655\"\u003eWe created this collection out of \u003cstrong\u003erage, heartbreak, and hope\u003c\/strong\u003e—for everyone who’s had to swallow their fury at family dinners, church potlucks, or Facebook comment wars.\u003cbr data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"508\"\u003eYou deserve more than civility politics. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even while this wick burns down your last ounce of patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"877\"\u003eOur soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “live laugh love” vibes. Just rebellion, relief, and the courage to keep going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003eScented like \u003cem data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"907\"\u003eGTFO My House\u003c\/em\u003e — magnolia, peony, and the salty drip of MAGA tears — this candle doesn’t just smell good. It sets boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Light It When:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1038\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003e• The news breaks (again)\u003cbr data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003e• You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer\u003cbr data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1125\"\u003e• You need to remember that rage is fuel—not a flaw\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LunarLandings","offers":[{"title":"9oz Medium","offer_id":44515224617139,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz Large","offer_id":44515224649907,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz Tiny","offer_id":44515224682675,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2423\/4931\/files\/DontBeAConservativeCunt9ozSoyCandleMainListingPic.jpg?v=1742417363"},{"product_id":"dont-be-a-bigot-japanese-cherry-blossom-soy-candle","title":"Don't Be A Bigot \u0026 Japanese Cherry Blossom Soy Candle","description":"\u003cdiv data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\" class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just a soy candle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It’s a vibe reset. A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe created this collection back when the world felt\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea little too much\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “spa day” energy. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScented like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ecalm, but with an edge\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — check the Scent Notes tab above for details.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-ac9b605c-7fff-9016-c9b9-f22034b64db6\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Use It When:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ethis close\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e to snapping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You want your space to smell better than your mood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e • You’re out of spoons, but not sass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\" class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LunarLandings","offers":[{"title":"9oz Medium","offer_id":44515229663411,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz Large","offer_id":44515229696179,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz Tiny","offer_id":44515229728947,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2423\/4931\/files\/DontBeABigot9ozSoyCandleMainListingPic.jpg?v=1742417363"},{"product_id":"smells-like-moms-bluberry-cobbler-on-mothers-day-copy","title":"Thanks For Raising Me Woke, Peach, \u0026 Magnolia Soy Candle","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ql-block\" data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eFor the mom who taught empathy, critical thinking, and how to side-eye the news.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eThis one smells like doing your best in a world that’s… a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003e✨ Scent: Peach + magnolia\u003cbr data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003e✨ Vibe: Soft, proud, slightly radical\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1479\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLight It When \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1375\" data-start=\"1220\"\u003e• You need a reset that isn’t a glass of wine\u003cbr data-end=\"1268\" data-start=\"1265\"\u003e• The group chat is too much and so is your house\u003cbr data-end=\"1320\" data-start=\"1317\"\u003e• You’re about to hide in the bathroom for “a minute”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LunarLandings","offers":[{"title":"9oz Medium","offer_id":44622754480307,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz Large","offer_id":44622754513075,"sku":null,"price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4oz Tiny","offer_id":44622754447539,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0597\/2423\/4931\/files\/1.jpg?v=1745048854"},{"product_id":"anti-nazi-mom-club-fruity-cereal-soy-candle","title":"Anti-Nazi Mom Club \u0026 Fruity Cereal Soy Candle","description":"\u003cdiv data-block-id=\"block-9e67cefb-8811-40d2-a630-27f1ab7b935c\" class=\"ql-block\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003eNot all heroes wear capes. 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A scented pep talk. A tiny act of self-preservation with a good throw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe created this collection back when the world felt \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ea little too much\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and humor was all we had left. These scents were our way of coping—with chaos, stress, and whatever fresh hell Monday brings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You deserve more than to be overwhelmed. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and slightly less homicidal—even if that means faking peace with a perfectly scented room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “spa day” energy. 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