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Lick My Cl*t Soy Candle

Regular price $14.00 USD
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Description

Our "Cl*t" candle needs to be a go-to in your collection at ALL TIMES!
This is the gift your relationship has been waiting for. Lighting our sultry and Apple Cider Donut scented flame smells good enough to eat. But we promise, your partner will only eat you when this is lit!🫦🕯️ Our seductive candles are like the sexy lingerie of home décor – they set the mood, and much, much more. 😘

Scent Notes

Top: Apple, Cider
Middle: Donut, Cinnamon
Bottom: Vanilla, Sugar, Tonka Bean, Musk

Non-toxic AF

Sassy soy candles that smell really good, and are really Effin' good for you too:

🌙 We source sustainable and non-toxic ingredients
🌙 We give back to our community
🌙 Our sassy scents deliver

Sizing Details

4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)

9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)

16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)

Free Gift over $75 🎁

Orders over $75 receive a sassy gift. Go ahead and stock up on candles bursting with attitude!

Please select your gift at checkout. 🎁

Sexy Time Just Got Easier and Sassier

Our candles are like the sexy lingerie of home décor - they set the mood, and much, much more. 😘

Seductive Scent Notes:
Top: Apple, Cider
Middle: Donut, Cinnamon
Bottom: Vanilla, Sugar, Tonka Bean, Musk

Light Our Candles For a “Scentual” Experience.

Are you ready to be a Pillow-Princess? 🪶👸
Your partner is going to love when this candle is lit (and so will your cl*t! 👅) Let's be real, your partner loves worshipping you, and our candle is ready to help you ignite the "Multiple OHs" spark. ✨

  • SNARKY GIFTS

    Gift giving just got snarkier. Our candles will leave your favorite bitches in stitches and glowing with attitude.

  • CONVO-STARTERS

    We handcraft our candles with friendship in mind. Our candles are more than just wax and wick – they're conversation starters!

  • LONG-LASTING

    Our candles burn longer than your ex's love. And they smell way better too! Our soy candles last 30-40% longer than paraffin candles.

Product FAQ

WE'VE GOT YOUR SCENT NEEDS COVERED

ARE SOY CANDLES REALLY NON-TOXIC?

So, our sassy soy candles are the real deal! They're silly af, all-natural, biodegradable, and don't give you that nasty soot like those basic paraffin candles. Plus, they come in fabulous and long-lasting snarky scents! So light up, breathe easy, and let our soy candles slay the ambiance! 💁‍♀️🕯️

WHAT IF I HAVE PETS?

Hey there, fur-parents! Listen up – soy candles are the bee's knees when it comes to keeping your fur babies safe and sound! No toxic stuff, no funky fumes, just pure soy goodness to set the mood while your pets strut their stuff! 🐾🕯️

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days. Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

All domestic orders over $35 ship for free! So go ahead and get your sassy sniff on.

HOW DO WE HAVE SUCH FUN SCENT OPTIONS?

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Customer Reviews

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Ashley Von
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Nathanael Ullrich
Labels on the paper for candles would be b...

Labels on the paper for candles would be beneficial, but thats nit picky. Overall, extremely happy

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D. Breitenberg
Thanks for an awesome sale! Easy, fast and...

Thanks for an awesome sale! Easy, fast and on point!
Mahalo!!

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Eva Deckow
Always fun! This is my third or fourth ord...

Always fun! This is my third or fourth order.

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Maressa Harvey
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