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Thanks for the orgasms Soy Candle

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Description

There's no better way to show your appreciation AND keep that "OH" train rolling! ❤️‍🔥
Even your room will blush when this Vanilla candle is burning.🔥 Our seductive candles are like the sexy lingerie of home décor – they set the mood, and much, much more. 😘

Scent Notes

Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Bourbon, Sugar

Non-toxic AF

Sassy soy candles that smell really good, and are really Effin' good for you too:

🌙 We source sustainable and non-toxic ingredients
🌙 We give back to our community
🌙 Our sassy scents deliver

At Lunar Landings, we’re not just making candles. We’re making it our mission to infuse your home and favorite spaces with attitude and clean-burning, sassy aromas.

Sizing Details

4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)

9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)

16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)

Free Gift over $75 🎁

Orders over $75 receive a sassy gift. Go ahead and stock up on candles bursting with attitude!

Please select your gift at checkout. 🎁

Sexy Time Just Got Easier and Sassier

Our candles are like the sexy lingerie of home décor - they set the mood, and much, much more. 😘

Seductive Scent Notes:
Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Bourbon, Sugar

Light Our Candles For a “Scentual” Experience.

This candle is here to help you unlock multiple orgasms! 💦
Our "OHHHH" candle is the perfect accessory for that "come hither" look.🫦 Our sensual candle burns nice and slow, ensuring your sex-capades will last longer than a quickie. 🙌

  • SNARKY GIFTS

    Gift giving just got snarkier. Our candles will leave your favorite bitches in stitches and glowing with attitude.

  • CONVO-STARTERS

    We handcraft our candles with friendship in mind. Our candles are more than just wax and wick – they're conversation starters!

  • LONG-LASTING

    Our candles burn longer than your ex's love. And they smell way better too! Our soy candles last 30-40% longer than paraffin candles.

Product FAQ

WE'VE GOT YOUR SCENT NEEDS COVERED

ARE SOY CANDLES REALLY NON-TOXIC?

So, our sassy soy candles are the real deal! They're silly af, all-natural, biodegradable, and don't give you that nasty soot like those basic paraffin candles. Plus, they come in fabulous and long-lasting snarky scents! So light up, breathe easy, and let our soy candles slay the ambiance! 💁‍♀️🕯️

WHAT IF I HAVE PETS?

Hey there, fur-parents! Listen up – soy candles are the bee's knees when it comes to keeping your fur babies safe and sound! No toxic stuff, no funky fumes, just pure soy goodness to set the mood while your pets strut their stuff! 🐾🕯️

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days. Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

All domestic orders over $35 ship for free! So go ahead and get your sassy sniff on.

HOW DO WE HAVE SUCH FUN SCENT OPTIONS?

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Customer Reviews

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Brittany

My boyfriend loved this! Haha great gift idea.

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Marian Mills
Love the packaging, jar, and everything. A...

Love the packaging, jar, and everything. All in all great but just wish you could choose the scent for the candle/label.

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Michael Abernathy
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Manoj Larkin
prompt and reliable and great

prompt and reliable and great

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Maressa Harvey
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