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Homeowner AF Soy Candle

Regular price $14.00 USD
Regular price $14.00 USD Sale price $14.00 USD
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Description

Welcome the new homeowners to the house party! 🏠🥳
Or the shit-show depending on the day. 😅 Luckily, our Homeowner AF candle radiates calming vibes.🕯️ Especially when they're adulting hard and have to fix a leaky faucet.💧😰

Scent Notes

Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Bourbon, Sugar

Sassy Sizing

Available in 3 Sassy Sizes

4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)

9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)

16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)

Non-toxic AF

Sassy soy candles that smell really good, and are really Effin' good for you too:

🌙 We source sustainable and non-toxic ingredients
🌙 We give back to our community
🌙 Our sassy scents deliver

Free Shipping on orders $50+

Free Shipping on orders $50+

Free Gift over $75 🎁

Orders over $75 receive a sassy gift. Go ahead and stock up on candles bursting with attitude!

Candle Time Just Got Sassier ✨💁‍♀️

Our snarky scents deliver clean- burning and relaxing aromas, with a heavy dollop of attitude! 🙌

Smells Like Something Sassy 🌙

Top: Buttercream
Middle: Cake, Vanilla
Base: Bourbon, Sugar

Join The Cheeky Candle Club 🔮

Want to help them realize homeownership means DIY fixes and burning candles?😅
Spice up the mood with our sarcastic and funny housewarming gift. Buying a home is such a huge and awesome commitment and your funny gesture will lighten the load. The new homeowners will happily burn this sassy Vanilla candle instead of calling their old landlord. 🙌

  • SNARKY GIFTS

    Gift giving just got snarkier. Our candles will leave your favorite bitches in stitches and glowing with attitude.

  • CONVO-STARTERS

    We handcraft our candles with friendship in mind. Our candles are more than just wax and wick – they're sassy conversation starters!

  • LONG-LASTING

    Our candles burn longer than your ex's love. And they smell way better too! Our soy candles last 30-40% longer than paraffin candles.

Product FAQ

WE'VE GOT YOUR SCENT NEEDS COVERED

ARE SOY CANDLES REALLY NON-TOXIC?

So, our sassy soy candles are the real deal! They're silly af, all-natural, biodegradable, and don't give you that nasty soot like those basic paraffin candles. Plus, they come in fabulous and long-lasting snarky scents! So light up, breathe easy, and let our soy candles slay the ambiance! 💁‍♀️🕯️

WHAT IF I HAVE PETS?

Hey there, fur-parents! Listen up – soy candles are the bee's knees when it comes to keeping your fur babies safe and sound! No toxic stuff, no funky fumes, just pure soy goodness to set the mood while your pets strut their stuff! 🐾🕯️

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days. Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.

All domestic orders over $35 ship for free! So go ahead and get your sassy sniff on.

HOW DO WE HAVE SUCH FUN SCENT OPTIONS?

We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.

What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Customer Reviews

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Erin Pfannerstill
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Chris Deckow
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Corin Rohan
Fun candle and smells good.

Fun candle and smells good.

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Laura Satterfield
I got these as a Christmas gift for my sis...

I got these as a Christmas gift for my sister and she loved them all, both scent wise and the funny labels. Thank you for these candles 😊

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Melissa O'conner
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