LET'S GET SASSY
Dad Please Light When You Fart Soy Candle
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Description
Description
Scent Notes
Scent Notes
Sassy Sizing
Sassy Sizing
Available in 3 Sassy Sizes
4oz Tiny-H:2.75" x D:2.25" (24 hr burn)
9oz Medium- H:3.5" x D:2.8" (50 hr burn)
16oz Large- H:4.5" x D:3.5" (90 hr burn)
Non-toxic AF
Non-toxic AF
Free Shipping on orders $50+
Free Shipping on orders $50+
Free Shipping on orders $50+
Free Gift over $75 🎁
Free Gift over $75 🎁
Orders over $75 receive a sassy gift. Go ahead and stock up on candles bursting with attitude!
Candle Time Just Got Sassier ✨💁♀️
Our snarky scents deliver clean- burning and relaxing aromas, with a heavy dollop of attitude! 🙌
Smells Like Something Sassy 🌙
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SNARKY GIFTS
Gift giving just got snarkier. Our candles will leave your favorite bitches in stitches and glowing with attitude.
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CONVO-STARTERS
We handcraft our candles with friendship in mind. Our candles are more than just wax and wick – they're sassy conversation starters!
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LONG-LASTING
Our candles burn longer than your ex's love. And they smell way better too! Our soy candles last 30-40% longer than paraffin candles.
Product FAQ
WE'VE GOT YOUR SCENT NEEDS COVERED
ARE SOY CANDLES REALLY NON-TOXIC?
So, our sassy soy candles are the real deal! They're silly af, all-natural, biodegradable, and don't give you that nasty soot like those basic paraffin candles. Plus, they come in fabulous and long-lasting snarky scents! So light up, breathe easy, and let our soy candles slay the ambiance! 💁♀️🕯️
WHAT IF I HAVE PETS?
Hey there, fur-parents! Listen up – soy candles are the bee's knees when it comes to keeping your fur babies safe and sound! No toxic stuff, no funky fumes, just pure soy goodness to set the mood while your pets strut their stuff! 🐾🕯️
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
You won't believe how fast our sassy team ships! All orders ship from our salty, coastal production facility in 2-4 business days. Domestic Shipping options vary at checkout.
All domestic orders over $35 ship for free! So go ahead and get your sassy sniff on.
HOW DO WE HAVE SUCH FUN SCENT OPTIONS?
We use non-toxic and phthalate free fragrance oils. We then infuse every single item with sass and humor. No California Prop 65 warning required.
What is Prop 65?- Proposition 65 requires businesses to provide warnings to Californians about significant exposures to chemicals that cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm.